You will have read the recent, obnoxious letter I received from Carotene Half’s solicitor last week (the chef of nearby Italian restaurant, The Bologna Pony) – the one in which he accuses me of saying all sorts of things about his “cooking” on my TV show. I said I would be responding in kind and I have done so, and so, for your entertainment, I produce a copy of what I have sent him:
Ha! Let’s see what he has to say about that.
I guess I had also better send a copy to my solicitor too.